My Random Rap Lyrics (Valium,compliments to the chefs ;)

People think deez dayz games make themselves, while wearin' bellz, i'm a workaholic and an ex-alcoholic but i ain't one a Santa's Elves...

Just ask Jeeves, geez, you wanna see?

ya'll making fun of my modified Assets tellin' lies i ain't got no skill, nibbas plz

My Static Mesh moon is made of cheez, suck on theeez

And when i get my first million dollahs it's gonna look like Scarface just sneezed

"Oh gee bro, wow, That's your Portfolio?" Look-It, i'm kicking it to my own "real" tunes while workin in my Home Studio.

By the way, hate it break it to ya, money is the root of all happiness,

Oh wait, my b, Money can't buy Hapiness, it is happiness, i confess

and if you're rich because i'm poor, I'm still happy, so God Bless.

Lately i can't stop thinkin' about breasts... My Ex-BFF Soulmate was a hookah at a CVS

i didn't get to try her before i buy her, but she never loved me so no regrets.

I was taught when i was young about risk, and making bets

Only gamble what you're willin to lose or you'll be workin at a HESS.

I'm deep in debt

It's Payable upon Death, like POD, so let me free

I'm tryina make the baddest game y'all eva seen, but this meme and Pog BS is making me powered up like Steam

Y'all wanna judge me and not read, your scrubbin' bubbles and PC attitude don't really make you Mr. Clean

If i had a web cam, i'd be seen wearing jeans, with my window open and no screen,

I think i wanna jump, i'm tired of fuckin' punks

I tried to suicide over two dozen times and i'm alive, i wondah why

That one time i did Meth for 5 years i R. Kelley'd and believed i could fly.

I didn't know ritalin was speed, it's a disease

i got hooked on it cuz of Dr. Seedz, but i got clean

after 20 of my friends died from gettin high i said goodbye

When i told all dem chicks that liked to tease that i had HIV

i'm Really So Sorry Fam, felt like i died, i had to lie. i'm like a mothafuckin peacock, so you gotta let me fly

If i have one thing in common with Lady Gaga it's i feel empty inside,

but now i remember, these tears i cry don't have a price. i dunno if right now i'm really ready for Flashin' Lights.

Found out getting a job in the Entertainment Industry is like bein on the Price is Right

a mixed half of em tellin you one story, half the team tellin you lies to take the prize

I'm gettin more aware, i'm learning to absorb the new-age garbage on the internet without a jaded stare.

Y'all act like you don't care

Oh shit, A kid just said "fml kms"... problem is, no one know where.

What tf am i gonna go save him or her thru the air? i was a lifeguard for 5 yeahs,

I know CPR, how to stitch a wound and the bullet-hole chest-plugs are over there.

I'm tired of bein an unkniown souljah

I'm defintely not tired of rolling fat doobs of fake weed without a rollah

And I do sing the blues, when i listen to Whitey Ford it's like he's the man

see i told ya he can't lose

Cuz God Fobbid y'all have to walk in my linnen shoes,

But i keep gettin smart, like a saint and get high on solitude,

seems like all ppl want is for me to lose

I lost so much in life i hit the booze, and bitched like a Kardashian on TV Cuz the Music is too loud damnit it i need to snooze

So right bout now y'all thinkin i'm lowah than seth rogen,

look, i took Psych 101, and i fight the good fight, so fuck off, i'll jus' keep rollin

Dolores O'Riordian made me cry for those who got stolen

It's a struggle just to figure out where to grasp and keep on holdin

But i'm oldah

Look, Discord app, i won't force religion on ya,

but not gay luv ya bro, just for you i'll pray to Jehovah

Now i wonda Why is that an internet crime?

why is it goodbye when i teach you how to survive and you prefer the new guy

but when he joins people swarm cuz everytime he starts to cry

This web is turnin PC its like nobody has real respect cuz they blind

Ya'll secretly tellin lies, You lie so much it turns back to you you don't realize

Intolerance can't be tolerated, that's just fine but just a line

Gimme time, more-so gimme brotherhood, ask-around, i paid my Fi

I serve my Purpose and my purpose is to "Do Good"

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In the end in a way, Y'all can sit around talkin' and Judge me all day,

you can buzz off son, i don't work for the pay

Most of the time y'all so full of yourselves sometimes and no, it's not Ok

you wonder why i come in a Forum like Rambo armed with words and just spray

don't worry, it's ok

At the end of the day you just owe me some IcyHot, or Ben-gay

I'm a Team Player, my cause is just

Is the internet just for porn, subconsciously everyone obssessed about lust.

I feel like slim shady i just don't give a fuck

And honestly, i'm in a rut, like Jon Davis after he took it in the butt

from a society that worships Shiney shit, rings, Fame and smut

To all the hater i'll say cya latah, i'm not a hata but not "good luck, cuz you suck"

And i'm worth a million dollahs in good faith with a real pub. i coulda told ya soona

but i'm i'm an introvert with lub.